One of the maintenance guys tripped over the edge of my roommate’s futon and without missing a beat said “I’ve got them moves like Jagger.”
I’ve never heard of it, but the music is awesome
-Heat of the Moment!Dean is now one of my favorite Deans.
-Why yes, that is Sam’s lingerie, Dean. I’m glad you recognize it.
-DEAN BABY NO
-Oh thank god Groundhog’s Day.
-A really fucking tragic Groundhog’s Day, but still.
-Oh my god a car. I’m not gonna live through this…
That’s right. Jared’s ass. You’re welcome.
…and all the secondary characters in the room die in the most horrific way possible and your tears do nothing to silence the wails tearing apart your heart.