One of the maintenance guys tripped over the edge of my roommate’s futon and without missing a beat said “I’ve got them moves like Jagger.”
Me:
beautiful
-Heat of the Moment!Dean is now one of my favorite Deans.
-Why yes, that is Sam’s lingerie, Dean. I’m glad you recognize it.
-WHAT
-THE
-FUCK
-DEAN BABY NO
-Oh thank god Groundhog’s Day.
-A really fucking tragic Groundhog’s Day, but still.
-Oh my god a car. I’m not gonna live through this…
The Latin inscription on the barrel of the Colt says ‘non timebo mala’, which translates to ‘I will fear no evil’.





